all stars included

All Stars Included


One day, There was a princess. A very beautiful princess. All of man in the city where she was living want to be her boyfriend or even her husband. And fortunelly the Princess felt so alone. So, she look for a man who wants to be her husband. After hearing the announcement, all of man in the city sign up to the audition. The princess has only one test to them.
The test begin. There are a lot of man. Some of them are Peter Parker, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Shrek, Shaggy, Ronaldinho, and some the others. The test is running test. Here, the men has to running around of the palace 100 times. The Distance is 100 Km. It is testing the ability and spirit of the contestants. All of the men is preparing on the start line. Peter Parker preparing his web spider, Clark Kent changed his clothes to a tight, red and blue clothes with red underwear outside and with XL symbol on his chest because he is fatter. Bruce Wayne has gone to his cave to bring his bats and bat mobile. Shrek didn’t bring anything beside his nasty lunch, worm fried with coke. Shaggy uses his roller skates which is pulling by his dog Scooby. Ronaldinho didn’t bring anything except his imitation tooth back up, from missing in the race, because it is his weapon, with the shine of the tooth he can makes the others blind for a minute. And the race begin…. Clark Kent directly flying fast, Peter Parker “swing” very well, Bruce wayne drive his car so fast, shrek just running with his leg and his lunch. Shaggy and scooby are running too, but lookly scooby is gonna be so tired because it is a long race. And Ronaldinho is putting his imitation tooth in to his mouth and cling… the shine is so bright. Clark first, Peter second, Bruce third, Shaggy fourth, Shrek fifth, And the last Ronaldinho.
In the 20th laps, Ronaldinho is running fast closing shaggy and scooby. They are side by side now and look what does ronaldinho do? Oh… he is smiling to shaggy and scooby. Shaggy and scooby can’t see and they are falling down to the river. Ronaldinho fifth now. Peter left so many traps on the road. He left so many sticky web. And what will happen? Bruce who is behind him is trapping by Peter’s trap. His car is stopped. Bruce calls all of his bats to lift the car. And look in the sky, there is a flying car. Bruce’s car is flying by the bats. He is side by side with Peter now.
Peter : “ Hey.. you can’t beat me. Because I am “DK”
Bruce : What does“ DK” stand for? Donkey Kong?
Peter : No… I am Drift King.
After the 50th laps the circuit has changed. It is now going in to the palace where so many audience from whole world can see.
Audience : “ Look ! it’s a bird”.
another audience: “ it’s a plane “.
Another audience : “ No, it’s Superman. “
Superman is the first who come in to palace. Following with Peter and Bruce side by side and Ronaldinho with his tooth. But where is Shrek? Oh my God… there he is. He is eating now beside the river. Ok he can’t continue the race. So there are the big four out there. Ronaldinho runs faster, and he can under Peter and Bruce. And once again he is smiling and oh my god , Peter and Bruce of course his bats are blind out but not with all of audience, they wearing a black glasses. Peter and Bruce hit the wall and they had injuries lookly. Ok, now only Clark and Ronaldinho.
Laps by laps has passed. But in the 99th laps something is going on. Clark is going slow. Lookly he tired. He tired because his weight is up to much. So he can’t flying for a long distance and time. Oh my God he is Falling down to the ground. So, the winner has knowing now. Ronaldinho winning the race. The audience screaming. Ronaldinho smiles.
And then the Princess comes to Ronaldinho, and Kisses him.
Princess :” Ouch…My lips hit your tooth “
Ronaldinho : “ Oh I am so sorry. I will release my tooth”.
And then Ronaldinho be the princess’ husband. And time after time, they have eleven sons and Ronaldinho teaches them to be a football superstar. And he makes a football team, the name is”Barcelana “. And they live happy and long lasting. The End.